The Good D Tradwife theory

I never understood the trad wife thing. Like, why would anyone actually want to sit at home in an apron waiting for their man to walk through the door? Until… I experienced one very important cultural phenomenon: good dick.

Suddenly the thought of waiting around just to get fucked every night didn’t sound like wasted potential — it sounded amazing. Throw me in a sundress, hand me a casserole, whatever. If he’s walking through the door ready, I’ll play along.

But let’s be real. I’m not about to drop everything and live for a man. A bitch got passions. Still… good dick does explain a lot.

What do you think MGs?

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